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C&R Fight Club: QUEEN ELIZABETH II vs. POLT!

Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club!  The rules to the game are simple.  Each week we’ll introduce our fighters.  We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses.  Then...

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C&R Fight Club: Polt Wins Round 3!

That poor little old lady didn’t stand a chance.  With a barely any effort at all, Polt (who scored 95% with 120 votes) defeated Queen Elizabeth II (who only scored 5% with 6 votes) in the third round...

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10 Reasons Why Polt’s Toilet Seat Keeps Breaking

Yesterday on Twitter, Polt gave us a quick peek into the Palace‘s bathroom: A weird tradition?  Not so much. There are perfectly good reasons that Polt keeps breaking his toilet seats. 10 perfectly...

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Inside the C&R Studio

Have you ever daydreamed about being a famous star? Money, adulation, magazine covers, swag, critical acclaim, limos, red carpets, awards, casting couches, stalkers, plastic surgery, paparazzi, rehab...

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It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game! (Part 2)

The Cocky & Rude Match Game: Part 1

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Happy Birthday Polt!

Friday is Polt’s birthday – so what better song to celebrate our favorite man who loves purple than Kiss by Prince… You don’t have to be hetero 
to turn me on 
I just need your comments baby
 From...

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Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!

Last year, C&R told you the truth about the first Thanksgiving, and how it lead to the birth of Polt.  In case you’ve forgotten, here it is: About 7000 years ago, this dude named Columbus sailed...

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I Don’t Want To Hold Your Hand

According to Wikipedia, handshaking was practiced in ancient Greece as far back as the 5th century BC. And some researchers have suggested the handshake may have been introduced in the Western World...

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Bloggy Gift Exchange 2011!

This year’s Bloggy Gift Exchange featured 25 bloggy friends, 24 awesome gifts, 2 countries, lots of smiles, lots of sugar, a few tears, a pack of Magnum condoms, and tons and tons more. Thanks to...

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It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game! (3.01)

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It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game! (3.02)

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It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game! (3.03)

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Urinalysis

Not too long ago, Mikey linked me to an amusing chart that’s been circulating the net. Behold, the Boy Scouts of America’s Urine Color Chart: Normally I avoid all things BSA (because, well, I’m not...

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Shall we play a game?

Here’s how we play: I’ll ask a question and someone will answer it in the comments section. Then they will ask the next question. The next person to comment will answer that question and then ask one...

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Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 13

Our twelfth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate twelve weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3! BC&RL3 is almost...

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Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Ryan Wins!

This is it!  The final week is complete!  Today we reveal the winner of Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3, the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh!  But before we make it official and...

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It’s Your Friday Five!

This week I crowdsourced a fabulous new Friday Five for you to enjoy … check it out! I can’t decide between Downton Abbey and Homeland so I’m picking both! So let’s just say that it’s shows everyone...

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It’s Your Friday Five!

Once again I tossed C&R’s Friday Five out to the C&Rmy, and here’s what threw back. It’s your Friday Five! Booze Cruise! The fourth annual family booze cruise is tonight! And since my family...

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Biggest C&R Loser 2013

Welcome to the 4th week of Biggest C&R Loser 2013! This year we’ll be keeping all of the results and placings secret until the end of the contest. We’ll also be pooling our cash to award the 2013...

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